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GroggyLobster

Age/Gender: 25, Male
Location: On the moon

I'll stay at level 5 to show you my fist! >:(

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8/28/08

Level: 5
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Rank: Civilian
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Flash Reviews: 23
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HOHOHO!!!

Posted by GroggyLobster Dec. 25, 2009 @ 7:06 AM EST

In English gay also means happy.

So I wish you a Gay Christmas.

:::

And btw. watch this

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Updated: 12/25/09 7:27 AM 1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Prepare for a new flash...

Posted by GroggyLobster Jun. 12, 2009 @ 5:31 AM EDT

that will re-define the term "state of the art."

no, just kidding. but by now i'm programming a very basic game referring to the financial and economic crisis we are going through, that will reveal the hidden truth behind the curtain.

eh, kidding again. it will be that stupid that it will hide the hidden truth even more...

so stay tuned: the impact of stupidity is about to happen. :D

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what do you think of this image?

Posted by GroggyLobster May. 27, 2009 @ 10:29 AM EDT

by now im working on a flash featuring the spy of TF 2. what do you think of its design?

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SHTAR WARS

Posted by GroggyLobster Mar. 13, 2009 @ 11:29 AM EDT

Just submitted a parody of Star Wars. Go and watch it by following the link bellow.

Click to watch!

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Meet the King of the Portal in Space!

Posted by GroggyLobster Feb. 11, 2009 @ 5:23 AM EST

It is written in the Enzeclopedia of Genesis that when Spode created the universe a single creature was made to achieve the High Goal of entering the Core of Spode's Creation by defeating the Evil Grox. This creature is StrawBerryClock.

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NEW FLASH!!!

Posted by GroggyLobster Jan. 30, 2009 @ 4:33 PM EST

Hi everyone,

I just submitted a short about man's best friend: the Faithfull Weighted Companion Cube.

Click here to watch it: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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I also would be happy if you - if you liked it - would write a review and recommend it for the Portal Collection.

Hope you all have nice time and delicious piece of cake,

GroggyLobster ;)

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Updated: 01/30/09 5:42 PM 1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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A talking Lobster! And he knows teh German!

Posted by GroggyLobster Dec. 21, 2008 @ 5:20 PM EST

hi there everyone!

i just got the idea to offer my help in voice overs and stuff. if you need someone talking english with german accent or if you need just some german voice samples or translations, just PM me or post a comment and i would be glad to help you out.

in other words: I will take you to your kleine Schnitzelbank! =D

here another example of my great talent speaking teh german:

"Ich kann dermaßen gut Deutsch, dass selbst meine Dozenten in der Uni - wo ich im Übrigen Germanistik und Philosophie studiere - es manchmal mit der Angst zu tun bekommen und sich nur ganz klein und mikrig vorkommen. Ja, mein Deutsch ist sogar so gut, dass ich es akzentfrei beherrsche! Hurrah, jippie und gute Laune! Lederhosen, Lederhosen, Lederhosen! Der Preis ist heiß!"

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Updated: 12/21/08 6:24 PM 0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Searching ppl. for a collab...

Posted by GroggyLobster Sep. 21, 2008 @ 5:19 PM EDT

Hi there,

after increasing my skills, I'm working on a flash against the Kitty Krew. So whoever also dislikes Kitties and would like to join me in my holy crusade against the KK is welcome. The flashes should not be longer than 30 secs and include something funny that fits to its (working-)title: BEAT BACK THE KITTEN!

Just leave a comment or PM me.

Thanks. =D

::EDIT::

I just submitted my own short movie. KEEP THE PORTAL CLEAN!!!

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Updated: 12/17/08 6:23 PM 5 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Cucumbas...

Posted by GroggyLobster Aug. 29, 2008 @ 4:09 PM EDT

tasty or disgusting? <deep pause> What do you think??

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Have you ever recognized...

Posted by GroggyLobster Aug. 29, 2008 @ 3:22 AM EDT

that the people, never succeeded to create a flash, give the most cockily reviews?

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Updated: 08/29/08 4:02 PM 1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!