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I'll stay at level 5 to show you my fist! >:(

Age 40, Male

On the moon

Joined on 8/28/08

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Posted by GroggyLobster - July 23rd, 2010


me so whiny


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Posted by GroggyLobster - January 6th, 2010


Click here to play the hottest shit now!

Hospitalism (the game)


Posted by GroggyLobster - December 28th, 2009


Although daddy's head is burning. WTF?

Mommy and daddy zombie enjoy their spare time.


Posted by GroggyLobster - December 25th, 2009


In English gay also means happy.

So I wish you a Gay Christmas.

:::

And btw. watch this

HOHOHO!!!


Posted by GroggyLobster - June 12th, 2009


that will re-define the term "state of the art."

no, just kidding. but by now i'm programming a very basic game referring to the financial and economic crisis we are going through, that will reveal the hidden truth behind the curtain.

eh, kidding again. it will be that stupid that it will hide the hidden truth even more...

so stay tuned: the impact of stupidity is about to happen. :D

Prepare for a new flash...


Posted by GroggyLobster - May 27th, 2009


by now im working on a flash featuring the spy of TF 2. what do you think of its design?

what do you think of this image?


Posted by GroggyLobster - March 13th, 2009


Just submitted a parody of Star Wars. Go and watch it by following the link bellow.

Click to watch!

SHTAR WARS


Posted by GroggyLobster - February 11th, 2009


It is written in the Enzeclopedia of Genesis that when Spode created the universe a single creature was made to achieve the High Goal of entering the Core of Spode's Creation by defeating the Evil Grox. This creature is StrawBerryClock.

Meet the King of the Portal in Space!


Posted by GroggyLobster - January 30th, 2009


Hi everyone,

I just submitted a short about man's best friend: the Faithfull Weighted Companion Cube.

Click here to watch it: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
481051

I also would be happy if you - if you liked it - would write a review and recommend it for the Portal Collection.

Hope you all have nice time and delicious piece of cake,

GroggyLobster ;)

NEW FLASH!!!


Posted by GroggyLobster - December 21st, 2008


hi there everyone!

i just got the idea to offer my help in voice overs and stuff. if you need someone talking english with german accent or if you need just some german voice samples or translations, just PM me or post a comment and i would be glad to help you out.

in other words: I will take you to your kleine Schnitzelbank! =D

here another example of my great talent speaking teh german:

"Ich kann dermaßen gut Deutsch, dass selbst meine Dozenten in der Uni - wo ich im Übrigen Germanistik und Philosophie studiere - es manchmal mit der Angst zu tun bekommen und sich nur ganz klein und mikrig vorkommen. Ja, mein Deutsch ist sogar so gut, dass ich es akzentfrei beherrsche! Hurrah, jippie und gute Laune! Lederhosen, Lederhosen, Lederhosen! Der Preis ist heiß!"

A talking Lobster! And he knows teh German!